The Spartan Warrior

Is strength training harmful?

Yes.

With additional strength and muscle mass, you will become irresistible to the opposite sex, which will raise your risk of STDs, and cause you to lose sleep and productivity, due to the numerous additional opportunities for casual sexual activity.

You may also lose friends, who enjoyed having the “fat guy” or the “scrawny dork” around to make them look better by comparison.

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