Just what we all needed, a bacon flavored milkshake.

The regular 16oz shake:

• Calories: 773
• Fat: 40g
• Carbs: 89g
• Protein: 12g

Don’t worry everyone because there’s a large 24oz size also:

• Calories: 1081
• Fat: 54g
• Carbs: 126g
• Protein: 17g

I’m all for fitting foods into my daily intake, but I’d have to be some sort of wizard to ever be able to do that in any sort of healthy way. Maybe run an ultra marathon and then max out every single lift known to man?

Both come with a direct order of diabetes.

Also, I will be getting one.. you know, for science.